Momy ting tong: hiburan saje

hiburan saje

- Sunday, April 24, 2011

dah lama tak bukak fb. adalah dlm 2-3 minggu.

nak kata sibuk bebenor tu tak jugak.

kalu takat nak jengah kejap2 tu buleh je

cuma... takde cite menarik pun pasal diri aku yg bleh aku update kt fb tu yg aku malas nk tengok.

bukak2 je nampak meriah member2 promote brg.

si kiah jual tudung. si senah buat tempahan jahit cadar. si esah jual kek. pendek kata mcm2 ada.

aku salute la kt member2 yg pandai ambik kesempatan gunakan fb utk tujuan promote mempromote ni

bagus ape, skang plak zaman shopping online. click2 bayor.

senang cite

selain dr tu, aku tak nafikan, salah satu lagi kebaikan fb ni kita bleh tau story mori pasal member2 lama, tak kira la member sekolah ke, member kt itm ke.

walaupun mmg dah lama gile tak bersua muka tp dgn adanya fb ni... internet tanpa sempadan gitu ewahhh..

yelah kan.. kalu nak harap dpt jumpa face to face tu memang la payah

kadang tu bukan main lagi plan nak berjimba ngn kengkawan lama tapi last2 tak jadik jugak.

al maklum, sume pun terikat ngn kerja, ngn laki, ngn anak, ngn komitmen lain.

dok tengok2 fb tadi ada satu cite lawak aku copy kt sorang budak ni punya fb.

saje nak share kt sini. sbb klakar

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'.
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
'You try again!'